Modern dating is extinct.

Stop swiping based on blurry hiking photos. Pick your favorite dinosaur, list your niche obsessions, and find someone who actually gets it before the world ends.

🔥 1,240+ people joined the waitlist this week.

The High-Signal Approach

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1. Pick Your Saur

Are you a chaotic T-Rex or a chill Stegosaurus? This singular choice says more about you than your entire Tinder bio.

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2. Narrow the Herd

Filter by the weird stuff. Find the 3 other people who love *Velociraptors*, *A24 horror movies*, and *hate pickles*.

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3. Avoid Extinction

Match. Chat. Go on a date that doesn't feel like a job interview. Try not to talk about the impending Meeteor.